Bought a whiteboard to help me be more productive. I’ve not got much work done yet but I have decorated it.

Not sure who needed this reminder.

My first lunch box in eight years. The last one had a Dalek on it, so this is… progress?

So, I’m getting dressed this morning and who do I see watching me through a crack in the curtains? This pervert.

After sampling eight whiskies, five wines and two rums, I have found a winner. £48. Bargain.

BOAT

Southampton Boat Show. I have to wear paper booties so I don’t scratch up the yacht I couldn’t afford if I lived to be a billion.

Just booted up the Wii. It was a more innocent time when I made this.

I AM (G)ROOT

I have no recollection of what I wrote, but it must have been good.

Almost stepped on this pillock. Didn’t even so much as flinch.

Feeding time at the coati enclosure. I asked the keepers if they’d ever hugged one. I was told they’re a bit bitey.

These frogs are deadly poisonous. But they look like M&Ms. One can’t hurt, can it? I’ve not eaten since breakfast…

Lunchtime for lemurs

Today’s activity.